This morning’s fuck was a ‘what the fuck?’ but also kinda funny. Some tosspot was in my DM’s trying to peddle their shit – I knew what shit it was. Same shit as always. They tell you that you need a cinematic book trailer or that they can get you zillions of sales if you let them make a trailer for you.
Same same.
So, for your enjoyment here is a set of screen grabs of the conversation with this particular fucking piece of crap.
This is what authors put up with day in and day fucking out.
This is why we don’t like marketers and digital wankers because people like this exist and think it’s fine to be abusive. (By the way, this is all on Facebook. FB doesn’t give a flying fuck about this kind of crap. They won’t even take down a page impersonating me because it apparently doesn’t go against their standards??)
Enjoy.

One day a digital marketer is going to harass the wrong person and they will find themselves in the middle of nightmare that they created.
I wonder if anyone will film it? Perhaps it could be a cinematic end?